Old Age Superpowers – Rude & Funny Birthday Card

With age comes wisdom… and a few unexpected talents.

This outrageous birthday card is perfect for someone who’s not afraid to laugh at getting older — even if it means sneezing, farting, and peeing all at once. Packed with cheeky charm and cartoon-style humor, it’s ideal for that friend or relative who appreciates a good laugh (and doesn’t take aging too seriously).

Details:

– Printed on thick matte cardstock

– Comes with a black envelope

 Best for milestone birthdays: 50+, 60+, 70+